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guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via sassyfied)

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: simonfosters, via theloveaffair)

Non-vegan friend: I don't eat meat that often!
Non-vegan friend: *orders a cheese burger with an extra patty, three kinds of cheese, extra bacon, side of goat's blood, watches a dog fight while eating, clubs a baby seal mid meal*
Non-vegan friend: I don't eat meat that often!

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